In Search Of A ... Good Hard Laugh!
Re: In Search Of A ... Good Hard Laugh!
Matthew 19:26 Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
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Rhodie Ranch
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A wife walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
''What are you doing?" she asked.
'''Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?' she asked.
"Yep; three males and two females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?'"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone".
''What are you doing?" she asked.
'''Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?' she asked.
"Yep; three males and two females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?'"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone".
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Oh that sounds exactly like something my dad would have said!
Matthew 19:26 Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
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patriceinil
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patriceinil
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Dragonlaurel
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Thanks for the funnies. I'm watching the election results and could use a laugh. Politics is scary.
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This particular election has bad news for both sides. I just hope that we don't have two more years of Nancy Pelosi. Surely they can find some young new person to lead the house.
Matthew 19:26 Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
Re: In Search Of A ... Good Hard Laugh!
To get this back to a good time.
Matthew 19:26 Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
"Stop Dreaming About the Good Life and Start Living IT !"
Every little bit ... is a little bit.
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Rhodie Ranch
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A 71-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 71-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing ...'
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
The next day the 71-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing ...'
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
